Diner Specialty!! 🍴

Please, stop by our diner soon for our latest gourmet specialty! We’ve searched the globe for the best cuisine and have found a recipe for sauteed spider toes that is to die for . . you simply must give it a try. Now, mind you, we realize $15,000/plate may seem a little expensive, but listen to this:

~ spider toes, when sauteed properly, are a cure for 99% of the world’s diseases

~ spider toes must be eaten exclusive of the rest of the spider’s body (which can be set aside for other recipes)

~ only certain species of spiders contain the enzymes needed and these can only be bred in carefully guarded Amazon rainforests

Every week we will offer two (2) plates of sauteed spider toes {if there are ingredients available} and these plates are on a first come first served prepaid reservation only basis.

Call today and reserve your healthy tomorrow!!!

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