A rainbow hued mushroom cloud hung over the capital like a message no-one could quite comprehend. The day seemed to start like any other with outrageous news stories and political foibles. Then it happened . . planes flew over the capital building and it began raining squirrels. Yes, raining squirrels! Someone had watched WKRP and decided to drop squirrels on a squirrely government!
Then another plane flew over and dropped multicolored smoke bombs!
And a final plane flew round the area with signs reading “do not demonetize us!!”
I, personally, decided to get my noon nap 😴