What if We all Cared?

Clown cars in D.C. full of smoking snails caused such an uproar overnight that the nearest parking garage’s lower level was converted to underground camping. This would have worked out nicely but, once moved the snails set up random campfires filling the structure with smoke. Someone got a bright idea to spray them down with strawberry lemonade creating a sticky mess of smoked snails dressed in clown costumes!!