Toe-Eating Troll

Up north where the damp of winter permeates your bones in mid October there lives an old wrinkly troll waiting to catch you unawares. Oh, my precious, if you are sitting on a bench, please be careful not to crunch a single leaf or he will hear you!!

His grisly beard on fleek will rub across your ankles just before he bites off your toes!!

Do not be deceived, this is not a homemade halloween costume and those fuzzy slippers with bright pink bunny ears came from his last victim!!


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