Up north where the damp of winter permeates your bones in mid October there lives an old wrinkly troll waiting to catch you unawares. Oh, my precious, if you are sitting on a bench, please be careful not to crunch a single leaf or he will hear you!!
His grisly beard on fleek will rub across your ankles just before he bites off your toes!!
Do not be deceived, this is not a homemade halloween costume and those fuzzy slippers with bright pink bunny ears came from his last victim!!
Hilarious. Who knew that the travesty of a phrase “on fleek” would lead to such stellar responses. Fine work.
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Why, thank you, ma’am 😊
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…but I want a picture.
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If I was an artist I would draw one . . no such luck though. . imagine and old grisly-bearded troll in bunny slippers munching on human toes!! 😂
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I see it… or maybe… scary
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He he
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Uploaded the latest pic . . taken over the shoulder while running away!!!
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Just plain funny, all the way through. And by the way, I love your little bio under your picture 🙂
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Thank you for both 😊
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